After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together
Al Gore
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher
Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them
Mike Tyson
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want
George Clooney
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me
Bill Clinton
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays
George W. Bush
"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years
Rudy Giuliani
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage
Michael Jordan
"I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.” The third gave me more children
Donald Trump
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up
Shaquille O’Neal
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once
Kobe Bryant
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to
David Hasselhoff
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met
Alec Baldwin
A good wife always forgives her husband when he's wrong
Barack Obama
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy
Tommy Lee
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine
Brad Pitt
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive
Jimmy Kimmel
“Honey, what happened to ‘ladies first’?” Husband replies, “That’s the reason why the world’s a mess today, because a lady went first
David Letterman
“First there’s the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring...soon after....comes Suffer...ing
Jay Leno
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