A drunkard with ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position
The director of the factory wondered how to send him away
They tested him
They gave him a glass with a drink. He tried it and said,It's red
wine, a muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers
"That's correct", said the boss
Another glass It's red wine , cabernet, eight years old, a southwestern slope, oak barrels
The director was astonished
He winked at his secretary to suggest something
She brought in a glass of urine. The alcoholic tried it
And if you don't give me the job, I'll name the father